why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable
im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
I think about this a lot.